On Trust.

I think it takes a great deal of faith to tell someone you trust them.

I think it takes a great deal of courage to mean it.

I'm trying to mean it, because I think you deserve it. I'm just hoping I don't regret that decision later. I can only imagine this is what jumping out of a plane feels like - hoping your parachute will open.

Right now...

I have to fart.

And J_____, you're the laziest kind of friend. I'm not planning my evening around you tonight.